St. Louis, MO - At approximately 12:46 am, Starbucks regular Jason Moore pledged, from atop a table at O'Hanley's Pub, to ask out Starbucks barista Emily Woodward. A regular coffee drinker since 2004, Moore has recently found the chemistry he shares with Ms. Woodward to be both "palpable," and "like, intense." Mr. Moore went on to lay out a litany of facts supporting his assertion, such as Ms. Woodward's "consistent perkiness when taking his order," and blatant come-ons in the form of "throwing in an extra biscotti cookie every so often." Regarding Mr. Moore's attraction to the barista, he primarily cites "her really cute tongue ring," as well as a "strategically placed tattoo on the small of her back." As of press time, Moore's has postponed his pledge to mitigating factors such as "too much noise" and "just not the right moment."
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